"Laughter is an instant vacation."~Milton BerleComments overheard by children
~I didn't hear you-my eyes were shut.
~He was speak-less.
~Why can't you breathe out your ears?
(He is holding his breath.)
~1st child:I have air coming out here (pointing to mouth).
2nd child:That's the blow dryer.
~If I close my eyes in the day I'll have nightmares.
~Our President is Rock Obama.
~My Kung Fu teacher is Mr. Girl Power.
~My sister is running away because she doesn't like anyone to chase her.
~PB & J is Spanish for peanut butter and jelly.