What???

"Laughter is an instant vacation."~Milton Berle

Comments overheard by children


 ~I didn't hear you-my eyes were shut.

                                                                       
~He was speak-less.


~Why can't you breathe out your ears?

(He is holding his breath.)








~1st child:I have air coming out here (pointing to mouth).
2nd child:That's the blow dryer.

~If I close my eyes in the day I'll have nightmares.

~Our President is Rock Obama.

~My Kung Fu teacher is Mr. Girl Power.

~My sister is running away because she doesn't like anyone to chase her.

~PB & J is Spanish for peanut butter and jelly.

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk

comes out my nose."~Woody Allen

                                                                                         

Unexpected Vulnerability

I didn't expect to feel so vulnerable just because I'm blogging.

  This is just a picture added for humor.

I'm getting a little concerned that my humor on my blog isn't being understood.

I also didn't want my posts to be too serious.

 Or to be too mushy,

Or too boring,                                                                                                      
Or too sad,
Or....
This multiple personality stuff is not for sissies.                                           
Well, maybe one of them can be a sissy...


I started writing this blog for myself but it would also be nice if others enjoyed it too.

I realize it'll drive me crazy trying to worry about how others may be perceiving me so I've decided to go forward with whatever moody person shows up at that moment.

I'd invite you to keep checking and reading and hopefully there will be something that resonates for you!

'I finally discovered that my greatest fear is not being alone; it's being vulnerable.'~Unknown Author

Didn't Expect to Age...

Well of course I expected to age.

There was a time though that I went in reverse and was told how much younger I looked.

I was hoping that that would 'keep going and going and going...' The Energizer Bunny meets Mrs. Benjamin Button phase. 

 Apparently it didn't!


Well it has kept going, pretty fast actually, but in the other direction! 

Button, Button who has my Button?


Today Dr. Oz was talking about spider veins vs varicose veins.  Ugh!

He's really cute. 

The veins aren't.

 I sure wouldn't mind him putting support stockings on me...

Lesley Jane Seymour writes in her editor's letter in the Dec. 2009/Jan. 2010 More magazine, "...please check the bulletin board..., where I've posted a picture of my old thighs-you know, the ones that were firm and lean and fit into my sleekest pants.  I woke up this morning to discover that new thighs have moved in, all mushy and puckered and shot with a spider vein or two.  I'd like the others back, please.  I'm offering a $10,000 reward."

That pretty much says it all more or less.

It's all coming together for me now.  I asked for slippers for Christmas and these are what one of my sons bought me.   
        

 Add another personality to the mix!

There may be some advantages to this personality.  It looks like she keeps her legs covered!
Maybe she knows something we don't....


 Note Pete's' comment about his 'Button', remembering of course that this is a G-rated site.

See Spot Run

I'm really a day behind in posting a post.

It takes me a whole day just to compose an entry. 

I'm still at the SEE- SPOT- RUN- level.  SEE REYNA TRY TO TYPE.  SEE SPOT TYPE BETTER THAN REYNA.  SEE SYBIL (see Jan 31 post) COME OUT TO PLAY WITH SPOT.  SEE SPOT RUN.  RUN SPOT RUN!

If you haven't caught on yet, I'm very computer illiterate. 




All I knew when I started was that my computers' name is Dell.  And that's only because he's wearing a name tag up front.  I still don't know his last name and I wonder if he'll ever share what's inside of him with me.  I mean, we share intimate learning experiences, we spend a lot of time together, we communicate all the time, at  least I do, (sometimes he just shuts down...) and he stays at my house!  Don't you think all that counts for something?

I know, I have been known to be a Ctrl freak.

(I just had to do that.)

So I'll just keep typing away and posting when I can! 


"Stubbornly persist, and you will find that the limits of your stubbornness go well beyond the stubbornness or your limits."~Robert Brault

Who is Reyna??

O.k., I'll fess up.

I am not Reyna.  Well, I sort of am, on this blog anyway.

Those who personally know me are confused because they have never heard that name associated with me.  It really threw my mom for a loop.   She wondered whose child she'd raised all those years.  As for you others, have you forgotten about my multiple personalities?  (That includes you too mom.)

I also am not a Mexican goddess,
Or a song,
Or a queen,
Or a counselor (although I like to tell people how their lives would best be run if I was in their bodies.)

I found these definitions while on one of my cyber walks under 'names for a child'.  Don't ask me where.  40 years is a long time to remember such detail. (See Jan 29 post)


        REYNA 

Isn't it a beautiful name though?  (I like it better than Sybil)
Especially when you roll the rrrrr's like 6 month old babies so easily do.  O.K., maybe it isn't 6 months.  Please don't start testing your babies, or sending You Tube videos, or tell me that your baby did it at birth.  And as for you parents who don't have any recollection of what I'm talking about, you are not a bad parent.  Yes you are, no I'm not!


So for now Reyna it is!