August 14, 2010

Lion Tamer

The inside of my legs are so sore.

It must be from my workout yesterday.

Although I have not been going regularly,
I did not think I exerted myself that much.

It feels as though I kept a struggling lion in a head lock.
With my thighs!
For an hour and a half!

I bet Tarzan would be impressed!
Not to worry Jane.

Shirtless, tan, muscular men in a loincloth who swing from vines and who love their mothers are not my type.

(Think she'll believe me?)

"I love the body.  Flesh is so honest, and organs do not lie."  ~Terri Guillemets

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