If you ever ask a 3-5 yr old child how old his mom is he may say something like:
Older than me
7 or maybe 8
She's really old. Like 16!
I don't know, but I know my dad is one age older than her.
One day at school a five year old boy told me that he'd gotten married to his sisters friend over the weekend.
When I asked how he knew what a wedding was and that they were married he said, "Because she gave me this ring and said this is your awfully wedded husband."
While eating a Popsicle during snack a young girl asked, "When you get a brain freeze does your whole head turn to ice?"
"My dad loves Pickle trucks!" Translation: Pick-up trucks
I was expressing to the children at my table during snack that I was going to miss my son. I explained that he was going to graduate from college and move far away to a different place.
One boy quickly consoled me saying, "It's O.K. You can get on an airplane or just text him!"
(Why didn't I think of that?!)
While on a field trip to the wildlife preserve, the ranger asked the students, "Do rabbits eat meat?" And a kindergartner yelled out, "No, they are meat!"