January 30, 2010

Latest Gadgets

  "Think left and think right and think low and think high.  Oh, the thinks you can think up if  only you try!"~Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!
Today I learned about a couple of new, boy-made, hand-held gadgets. 

One is the Oldenator.
It makes you get older and taller.  What a combination!  That's like Benjamin Button in Manute Bol's body.

The other is the Fatenator.  I was surprised.  It isn't really like what it sounds.  When it hits you it makes you stronger.  But it doesn't work on girls-unless you really like them. (I'd be suspicious of a guy that wants a girl to be stronger than he is...)  
 FYI- If the Fatenator hits something that's not alive, it makes it fat.

Is that what happened here? 



"Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.~George Scialabba


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