While reading to a group of Kindergarteners I asked what they thought the word fortune meant.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "Like in a fortune cookie. Like, 'You're going to be raised like a duck.'"
After I explained my definition she said, "Ohh, you'll be as rich as a duck."
It sounds like we've been getting our cookies from the same place!?
"Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies." ~Edward Abbey