I was announcing the sneak-peek, classroom arrival of my granddaughter to one of the students in my class.
She stopped sewing her felt gingerbread man, paused, looked at me, and said, "You're a grandma?"
"You can't be a grandma, you don't have lots of wrinkles and gray hair with curls."
Another pause after staring at me a minute, "Well o. k. you are almost a half grandma because I do see some wrinkles."
This is the time to be thankful, this is a time to be thankful, this is a time.......